“You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you’re always better off with a really good lie.”
When you were a little girl did you ever think you would be performing on the Grammy’s?
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet